Update-I did it!!! yay
V-vili
A-annie
P-princess
K-king
The mission? To find and rescue the
princess
Location? Castle on top of a cliff
V-How do we get there?
A-Climbing
V-Why climbing?
A-Because fuck you, that's why
V-You do realize I am afraid of heights?
A-Aand?
V-I am not climbing that
A-You are
V-Why
A-Cuz mission
*some time and climbing later*
A-we are almost there, ready?
V-no...
A-fine, I am going alone,you know how I
wanna be burried
V-I hate you
A-no, you don't
*climbing through the window*
-zzzzzz-
V-I think she doesn't care
A-haloooo?
-snoring continues-
A-wake the fuck up young lady, there is a
dragon somewhere around
V-she snores kinda loud for a princess,
don't you think?
*takes the water from table and splashes it
at sleeping princess behind the courtain*
*but it isn't princess*
*it is a dragon*
A-I advise you to run vili...
V-no shit sherlock
WHO DARES TO WAKE UP THE LADY OF THIS
CASTLE
A-wait whaa?
PUNNY PEOPLE CAN'T YOU SEE I WAS SLEEPING?
V-yea, you do need some beauty sleep
A-shut up
WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU DISTURB ME
A-we are kinda here to rescue the princess
RESCUE ME? *dragon suprisingly giggles as a
schoolgirl* SO IT WORKED?
A-I belive so
QUICK, GET ME A MIRROR, WHERE IS THE PRINCE
THAT CAME HERE TO RESCUE ME?
A-thaat would be us...though none of us is
a prince...vili is closer to a prince than me though V-no dick, not this
time...I keep telling you
WHAT? I REQUESTED FOR A YOUNG PRINCE OF
FAIR HEART, ONLY HE COULD BREAK THE TERRIBLE CURSE WITH HIS KISS AND *proceeds
to fangirl*
V-is the dragon...blushing?
A- and it wants to kiss the prince, you go
tiger
AM I PWETTY? *gazing to the mirror*
A-sure you are
BRING YOUR PRINCE HERE, WITH HIS KISS HE
SHALL BREAK THE SPELL AND....
V-leet me stop you right there...there is no prince...just the two of us...
V-leet me stop you right there...there is no prince...just the two of us...
WHAT?
A-just us, no prince, sorry
BUT I SENT THE NOTE THAT ONLY A PRINCE
A-and I said fuck the stereotype, I am up
for a challenge...
BUT ONLY A KISS CAN TURN ME BACK FROM A
DRAGON...
V-who turned you into a dragon in a first
place?
I ASKED MY GODMOTHER TO DO SO
V-because...?
I WANTED A PRINCE TO LOVE ME AND RIDE OFF TO THE SUNSETT WITH ME AND...ARE YOU SURE THERE IS NO PRINCE?
V-because...?
I WANTED A PRINCE TO LOVE ME AND RIDE OFF TO THE SUNSETT WITH ME AND...ARE YOU SURE THERE IS NO PRINCE?
V-yupp
DAMNIT.
A-sorry to tell ya but most of the princes
turned around and ran away the moment they heard the word dragon
BUT SURELY THERE WAS A BRAVE FAIR
HANDSOME....
V-next time try tinder
A-or real world
V-or that, yup
BUT I CAN'T TURN BACK TO HUMAN NOW
V-yeeea, you kinda fucked up that one....
WHAT SHALL i DO, i WILL BE A LIZARD FOREVER
*STARTS TO SOB WHICH CAUSES SPARKS TO FLY OUT OF HER EYES CUZ DRAGON*
A-hey there...I'm sure you'll find someone
who is into that...people have fetishes..
BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A DRAGON, IT IS
UNCOMFORTABLE AND I CAN'T FIT ANYWHERE AND I DON'T HAVE HANDS AND...
A-so...you need a kiss from a prince?
I DON'T KNOW...I DIDN'T ASK
A-can you call your godmother or something?
I CAN'T, I SAT ON MY I-PHONE
A-you have...of course you have Iphone
*DRAGON STARTS TO SOB AGAIN, RISK OF FIRE
ARISES*
A-stop that...I am thinking which is kinda
hard while the courtains are on fire
V-just kiss her, it can't be worse
A-first of all I hate dragons (hysterical
dragon starts to cry harder) for fucks sake stop it, it is not personal, and
second of all she wanted a prince, you go
V-you can do both
A-sure, I am slug, good to know
STOP ARGUING *HYSTERICALL DRAGON
HIGH-PITCHED VOICE* MY LIFE IS IN RUINS
A-shut it lizy...
DON'T BE MEAN TO ME...WHY ARE THE HOT ONES
ALWAYS MEAN
A-say what again?
V-I think she called you hot
A-I heard her...gosh...I only got leather
armor and tied my hair...do I look like a boy to you?
I DON'T KNOOOOOW, YOU ARE MEEEEAN, i WANNA
MY PRIIIINCE TO SAAAVE ME
A-*thinking* it can't be that bad now can
it...
WHAT ARE YU TALKING ABOOUT, IT IS
HORIIIBLEEEE
A-shush now and come here, I can't really
kiss you while your head is up ion the chandelir YOU WOULD *BLUSHES FURIOUSLY*
A-just don't bite my head off, kay? *dragon
bows down so I kiss her (if ppl can kiss frogs and get away with it, I can kiss
a giant lizard)*
DID IT WORK?
A-(I'm gonna throw up) ur turn vili
V-nunununu *dragon starts to shrink*
A-how old are you again?
P-fourteen *princess is a little kiddo*
V-I'm pretty sure that is illegal
P-you saved me, you broke the spell, you
are my prince *jump hug*
A-that I ain't kiddo, not prince and not
yours
P-but...but...
A-let's gat you back to your dady, shall we?
A-let's gat you back to your dady, shall we?
V-daddy, oh daddy
A-shut up *one really long horseride later*
A-sup king, we have your daughter, do make
some ball for her and invite some princes, she might not runaway then...
P-daddy daddy, they saved me, she is my
prince
V- *snickering*
A-for the last time kiddo, I ain't your
prince
K-you saved my daughter, how can I repay
you?
A-(keep her as far away from me as
possible) it was a pleasure
V-some coin would be nice
K-sure, I shall pay you greatly for
returning little princess to me
P-but daddy I want them to staay, pweease?
K-sorry sweetie, they can't stay (he saw
the terror in my face when she screamed that plea)
A-sorry kiddo, we really gotta go
-we got paid and left the same evening-
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